How to write an exciting blog1

How to write an exciting blog in 10 easy steps!

1: Live an exciting life and write about that. If you don't have a great life, make up stuff you COULD have done during the day.

2: Update atleast once per day. You don't get those all important pageviews if people don't come back every day.

3: Provoke your readers. Politics is a great way to do that. If you live in the US; write about why you support Bin Laden. If you live anywhere else; write about why you support Bush. If that fails you can pretend to have homophobia, hate _all_ animals, be a racist or become a nazi.

4: Tell about your sexlife. If you don't have one, make one up. The more sexpartners, the better.

5: Write horrible things about your friends, family and coworkers. Don't leave anything out!

6: Take and post a lot of pictures, often. Clothes are no good, try to aviod those. If you don't own a camera you should steal other peoples pictures. You should atleast get a webcam to show off yourself, and your cat/dog/whatever. If you are eating something, take a picture of that too.

7: If another blog you read write about something you find stupid, don't let the author get away with it! Write your arguements in your blog and use a lot of nasty words that you link back to the blog in question. Remember to put that person down for weeks, and comment in that blog all the time with links back to you putting them down. Use trackback if possible.

8: You need a very cool username! Your real name doesn't do. Something with "sex" "666" "devil" "tears" "angel" or a lot of XxXxX in it should do.

9: Involve yourself in a huge project your readers can follow, like getting pregnant, build something large, plan a wedding or take over the world.

10: Tell EVERYONE you meet about your blog, both online and offline. Lots of readers and comments is the most important thing of all!


Good luck!